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50 Scottish People Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Their Sense Of Humor

They say Scotland is a land of immeasurable beauty, inspiring history, and immense wit. To get a glimpse of the first two, you can watch Braveheart. But to experience the third, you can simply go on Twitter—some people even say Scottish Twitter is arguably the nation’s finest export. I know, you think it’s scotch, but scroll through this list and then we’ll talk.

The subreddit r/ScottishPeopleTwitter has been making headlines online since its creation in 2015. It started by collecting tweets like “maw bought aldi shower gel that smells like fairy liquid so I’ve been cutting about all day smelling like a f**ing plate” and “Can live wi paying 5p for one but am sick of having to f**in light the beacons of Gondor to summon someone anytime I want a bag in Asda” and quickly grew into a 700K-member community, enjoying a good laugh when they see one.

#1

Clever Cat

Clever Cat

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#2

Mask Up, Ya Bams

Mask Up, Ya Bams

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#3

We All Need A Little Confidence Boost

We All Need A Little Confidence Boost

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#4

What Freedom Is Aw Aboot

What Freedom Is Aw Aboot

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#5

Our Currency Is The Best!

Our Currency Is The Best!

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#6

Expectations vs. Reality

Expectations vs. Reality

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#7

Wholesome

Wholesome

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#8

He’s Been Well Done There

He's Been Well Done There

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#9

Xmas Miracle

Xmas Miracle

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#10

What Windows?

What Windows?

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#11

Scottish Clothes Shops

Scottish Clothes Shops

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#12

Quick Take On The Scottish Play

Quick Take On The Scottish Play

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#13

Well That’s Us Screwed

Well That’s Us Screwed

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#14

Our Government

Our Government

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#15

Hunner Percent

Hunner Percent

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#16

Fs John, Too Soon

Fs John, Too Soon

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#17

Life, Eh, Finds A Way

Life, Eh, Finds A Way

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#18

Aye, Ye Pair Ay Bampots

Aye, Ye Pair Ay Bampots

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#19

Good Luck At School Today

Good Luck At School Today

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#20

Can’t Beat A Fathers Jokes

Can’t Beat A Fathers Jokes

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#21

It’s That Easy

It's That Easy

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#22

Shavin A Tattie

Shavin A Tattie

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#23

Dilf Hunter

Dilf Hunter

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#24

Good Tae Know

Good Tae Know

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#25

Stating The Obvious

Stating The Obvious

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#26

Vegan Scottish Cuisine

Vegan Scottish Cuisine

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#27

Ye Goin For A S***e Hen?

Ye Goin For A S***e Hen?

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#28

A Record To Be Proud Of

A Record To Be Proud Of

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#29

On The Bus

On The Bus

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#30

Ye Nugget

Ye Nugget

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#31

Fair Enough

Fair Enough

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#32

Mad Stoater

Mad Stoater

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#33

London 1993

London 1993

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#34

Hotland

Hotland

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#35

Manbat

Manbat

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#36

Lightning Lizzie

Lightning Lizzie

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#37

Genitals!

Genitals!

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#38

Platinum Next X

Platinum Next X

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#39

Intimate And Sacred

Intimate And Sacred

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#40

Very Fair Point

Very Fair Point

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#41

Maccies

Maccies

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#42

Half Pizza Crunch Supper

Half Pizza Crunch Supper

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#43

We Love Arbroath

We Love Arbroath

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#44

Pizza Time

Pizza Time

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#45

And One For Yourself Bartender

And One For Yourself Bartender

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#46

Yer Da Does The Washing

Yer Da Does The Washing

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#47

Yer No Meant To Eat The Parts Separately

Yer No Meant To Eat The Parts Separately

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#48

Absolute Fact

Absolute Fact

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#49

Da-Da-Da-Da!

Da-Da-Da-Da!

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#50

Goths Are A Dying Breed

Goths Are A Dying Breed

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