They say Scotland is a land of immeasurable beauty, inspiring history, and immense wit. To get a glimpse of the first two, you can watch Braveheart. But to experience the third, you can simply go on Twitter—some people even say Scottish Twitter is arguably the nation’s finest export. I know, you think it’s scotch, but scroll through this list and then we’ll talk.
The subreddit r/ScottishPeopleTwitter has been making headlines online since its creation in 2015. It started by collecting tweets like “maw bought aldi shower gel that smells like fairy liquid so I’ve been cutting about all day smelling like a f**ing plate” and “Can live wi paying 5p for one but am sick of having to f**in light the beacons of Gondor to summon someone anytime I want a bag in Asda” and quickly grew into a 700K-member community, enjoying a good laugh when they see one.
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Clever Cat
Mask Up, Ya Bams
We All Need A Little Confidence Boost
What Freedom Is Aw Aboot
Our Currency Is The Best!
Expectations vs. Reality
Wholesome
He’s Been Well Done There
Xmas Miracle
What Windows?
Scottish Clothes Shops
Quick Take On The Scottish Play
Well That’s Us Screwed
Our Government
Hunner Percent
Fs John, Too Soon
Life, Eh, Finds A Way
Aye, Ye Pair Ay Bampots
Good Luck At School Today
Can’t Beat A Fathers Jokes
It’s That Easy
Shavin A Tattie
Dilf Hunter
Good Tae Know
Stating The Obvious
Vegan Scottish Cuisine
Ye Goin For A S***e Hen?
A Record To Be Proud Of
On The Bus
Ye Nugget
Fair Enough
Mad Stoater
London 1993
Hotland
Manbat
Lightning Lizzie
Genitals!
Platinum Next X
Intimate And Sacred
Very Fair Point
Maccies
Half Pizza Crunch Supper
We Love Arbroath
Pizza Time
And One For Yourself Bartender
Yer Da Does The Washing
Yer No Meant To Eat The Parts Separately
Absolute Fact
Da-Da-Da-Da!
Goths Are A Dying Breed
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